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What's up world, Saturday night at Bronx, NY Sin City was off the chain. Customers were actually making it rain... but the kicker is, there was not 1 fight. Amazing!!! Crystal's in Queens was doing it's thing too. Crystal's was once an all Spanish club.... No good.... Now it's under black management so that means black girls can work there. I heard the house girls are ducks. So if you look good and bodies bangin, go take them bitches money!!!!
Saturday night is usually poppin for any club. I keep hearing good reviews about Club Onyx Houston and NC, The Two O' Clock club in Baltimore Maryland and ?in Jacksonville, Florida. I hear the money is flowing ever so nicely. I'm not a hater, I will keep you up on where the money is.. Just don't try to take mines :)

Damn it's been a while!

I know it's been months since I last checked in.. Been dealing with personal issues, bitchass babyfather drama and the like, but I'm back...Since I been away I've done some strip club touring. Most recently had the pleasure of fchecking out Club Onyx in Philadelphia. Philly is poppin to say the least. The girls out there on the other hand... Horrid. Let me give you the rundown of this spot.. It's is Philly's only upscale Black gentlemen's club.. you get a feel of NYC's Sin City and ATL's Body Tap... This is definitley a spot for celebrity sightings. I've spotted K-Mart(Trina's Man) trick off, Carmelo Anthony, Freeway... he didn't spend no money, Beenie Siegel, have yet to see make it rain, Trey Songz trick off on the ugliest bitches in the club, more players from the Denver nuggets, LA Clippers, Lil Wayne came but was never seen.... (I heard Gillie The Kid and Philly put the fear of God in him... he stayed on his tour bus...) who else ummmm Angel Lola Love, not quite a celebrity, but a hood superstar.. Who told her she can rap? Pinky's hoe ass.... but niggas love her! Anisa from Real World is actually a stripper there.. Go figure!!! Oh yeah.. the African from Friday after Next, "you modasuka" was there..... and of course all Philly and Jerzey's hood superstars... It's a hot spot....
Now let's talk about the strippers... OMG! WTF!!!!!! No lie, 88% of the strippers are trash, if they don't look like little men, their either crosseyed, have potbellies, or just plain ugly. We got a group of dancers who call themselves CREAM girls or something stupid like that. From what I see they are supposed to be the headliners.. OMG!! WTF!!!! Montana aka Mantana (that name was given to her by another dancer, Chasity)... OMG!! WTF!! Montana looks like a man, plus has a lisp... WTF!! I suppose only bisexual and gay men tip her because that's the closet thing to a man they can fuck with without being exposed..... From what I hear she recyles her gwap and brings it back to the club to have her friends shower her. She is definitley not getting money from newcomers or anybodies... Her shit's rigged and she is defintley TRASH... Oh yeah and then there's baby guts... She's a young stripper, obviously, but her belly looks like that of a starving Somalian kid.. Poor thing. You got Chasity aka old Prosty... Customers agree they can hit that for free... Denim.. sloppy ass. GiGi... another stripper Chasity dubbed "Skelator". Some bitch name "Beautiful" but is hideous... So disrespectful... Yeah and there's two bitches from up top.... One named Pretty.. Please, and Hollywood more like Hollyhood.. They stay low, very quiet ... Sneaky? Maybe... Dangerous? Could be. I heard they steal though; most notably a dancers old iPhone.. ya'll better watch out... There's wack ass Monalisa.. Watch the faces that bitch makes when she dances... not sexy but very scary... Bald-headed hoes always got something to say.. Hmmm, then there's Do-Boy aka ??? she's that lame I forgot her name. She get's punked all day/ all night...most notably the ass whopping she took last week on the floor... Poor thing.... I tell you it's a site to see...
The manager Howard... he's super d dupter sexy. Tall, light skin, pretty brown eyes, and pink lips... Boy!! I hope he aint disgracing himself by slepping with that man they call Mantana.... Please say it aint so....
Club Oynx is definitley a spot to check out: Magic Mondays, $2 Tuesdays, $100 bottle Thursdays and Friday and Sat they ball till 4am.....
It's definitley a spot to be seen.. There is definitley a variety of different looks, but I warn you only a small percentage will make you want to come back!!!!
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Tip, Sip or Muthafuckin Dip!!

That's the essential phrase in keeping the strip club running smoothly, because we all know without the girls there'd be no club.... so with that being said the customers need to come up off that paper or get the hell out. I been in this line of work for 4 years, and I've experienced the down south version as well as the up north version, same shit.. just a different region. My very first club was a little ghetto spot on the West Side of Atlanta. No it wasn't a spot to see your most famous celebrity or athlete, but the ghetto supertars, trapstars, and upcoming rap stars where all we needed. The DJ made sure he let the crowd know to either spend that cash or get the hell out the spot. I loved the DJ for that because he always guarenteed my $800-$1200 a night. Sweet!!! But now, Im out here in NY and things don't go down that FLY!!!! The DJ's really just spin music, they don't hype the crowd or clown them for not spending money.. the most you'll hear them say is "so and so to the main stage" or shout out some broke nigga and his crew who didn't even purchase a beverage. People! People! when you come into an adult entertainment establishment, you are entering to be entertained and entertainment costs money i.e. games, movies, pornos, clubs and so on. Im confused as to why some nights I have to cuss men out because they want to touch me or stare at me with no money. New York, yous guys need to step your game up; down South, it's an unspoken rule to come in the club with money, spend the money on the girls and liquor and leave broke, up here I see men leave with the whole stack they just changed in the club.. WTF??? Is that BITCHASSNESS OR BROKEASSNESS? I guess they go hand in hand. If you aint got no money keep your broke ass home. I can't go to your block and try to cop something with no money right???? So neither can you. I know some men and women will be like "I aint a trick, I aint spending my money on something I can't have". All I have to say about that is 'it aint tricking if you got it". From now on we must follow the golen rule when entertaining the idea of visiting a strip club: Tip...Sip..or Muthafuckin Dip... Or I will take a picture of you and the big booty stripper bouncing that thang in your face and post it on myspace.. sooner or later wifey will see it and know you wasn't at Tyrone's chilling last weekend....

Enough

It's funny how women are so catty.. Trust me I live this nightmare every night I go to work. Ladies, I know we got issues, baby fathers acting up, children costing you money, bills stressing you out, households to hold down, men to keep track of, girlfriends to counsel and the lists goes on; but damn, why must we take it out on eachother. Women are the strongest beings in the world, shit we create life, so we should be able to rationalize and handle our emotions a little bit better. I walk around in the club and see two things; females that idolize me and females that hate me. For whatever reason we always find a reason to not like the next female, even if she didn't do shit to us, I have been guilty of that a time or two. But now, I feel as though the older a woman gets the further away she should get from the catty, hateful bitchassness. The strip club is the Queen , the prime atmosphere for catty women, I mean we are eachother's competition, but the amount of jealousy that lurks in this place is sickening. You have old heads who been dancing for eons, so I obviously know why there mad, instead of being mad at me and others like me, find a new profession. If your child or children are high school or college bond, it's been past time for you to stop dancing A: customers have been sick of looking at your old ass and B: personally, aint you worn out by now... Then you got the bad body, bad face, bad mouth bitches (who really need to get with a dentist ASAP)... of course when they see a looker they get mad.. but what about the other pretty ones who hate.. WTF? Jealousy, or insecurities within themselves, that's the most logical answer. In a place where looks determine your monetary worth, I understand how catty issues arise, but we all are working together. If we'd come together positively A: we could make more money B: we'd be less stressed, because you and I know we got more shit going on in our everyday lives then have to deal with more BS at work and C: it will keep you safe, because I know, I can feel an ass whooping about to go down... then your snitching and I'm off to Framingham State Women's facility.. No thank you!

What We Are Not!

Im going to clear up a few misconceptions of what a stripper is not, usually..... A stripper is not a prostitiute, just because she shows her body doesn't mean she sells it. Strippers are entertainers, or better yet exotic dancers that create and/or provide a fanatsy to our customers. We sell a dream. We are not all uneducated, money hungry bitches. We are not sluts and whores who prey on married men and break up happy homes. Many strippers believe it or not are highly educated, some are professionals such as teachers, doctors, correction officers, lawyers, social workers, makeup artists, novalists, buisness owners, and the list goes on. Many strippers have Bachelors, Masters, and PhD's, or are on their way to obtaining one. Many strippers are parents, wifes, heads of household's, someone's loved one... we are people too. As far as our earnings we make more than the average 9-5er. Most strippers see six figures each year, tax free, with or without a college degree. Many of us opt to choose this lifestyle because of the flexibilty and of course because of the high earnings. Strippers enjoy the same nice things as the average woman as well as require the same treatment as the average woman. Sometimes men and women who either visit the strip club or know you dance treat you as if your unworthy of respect. I am a stripper, a writer, a single proud mother, a fiancee, a daughter, a sister. I went to a prestigious university on a full scholarship. Who I am is way more than what I do and that goes for all the exotic dancers. Don't judge a book by it's cover until you crack it open and read the contents. Don't get me wrong, you will find stripper hoes, dumb strippers, gold digging strippers.... but not all of us are like that.... And NO, just because you strip doesn't mean you will not find a good man who will want to marry you.. I HAVE!