I know it's been months since I last checked in.. Been dealing with personal issues, bitchass babyfather drama and the like, but I'm back...Since I been away I've done some strip club touring. Most recently had the pleasure of fchecking out Club Onyx in Philadelphia. Philly is poppin to say the least. The girls out there on the other hand... Horrid. Let me give you the rundown of this spot.. It's is Philly's only upscale Black gentlemen's club.. you get a feel of NYC's Sin City and ATL's Body Tap... This is definitley a spot for celebrity sightings. I've spotted K-Mart(Trina's Man) trick off, Carmelo Anthony, Freeway... he didn't spend no money, Beenie Siegel, have yet to see make it rain, Trey Songz trick off on the ugliest bitches in the club, more players from the Denver nuggets, LA Clippers, Lil Wayne came but was never seen.... (I heard Gillie The Kid and Philly put the fear of God in him... he stayed on his tour bus...) who else ummmm Angel Lola Love, not quite a celebrity, but a hood superstar.. Who told her she can rap? Pinky's hoe ass.... but niggas love her! Anisa from Real World is actually a stripper there.. Go figure!!! Oh yeah.. the African from Friday after Next, "you modasuka" was there..... and of course all Philly and Jerzey's hood superstars... It's a hot spot....
Now let's talk about the strippers... OMG! WTF!!!!!! No lie, 88% of the strippers are trash, if they don't look like little men, their either crosseyed, have potbellies, or just plain ugly. We got a group of dancers who call themselves CREAM girls or something stupid like that. From what I see they are supposed to be the headliners.. OMG!! WTF!!!! Montana aka Mantana (that name was given to her by another dancer, Chasity)... OMG!! WTF!! Montana looks like a man, plus has a lisp... WTF!! I suppose only bisexual and gay men tip her because that's the closet thing to a man they can fuck with without being exposed..... From what I hear she recyles her gwap and brings it back to the club to have her friends shower her. She is definitley not getting money from newcomers or anybodies... Her shit's rigged and she is defintley TRASH... Oh yeah and then there's baby guts... She's a young stripper, obviously, but her belly looks like that of a starving Somalian kid.. Poor thing. You got Chasity aka old Prosty... Customers agree they can hit that for free... Denim.. sloppy ass. GiGi... another stripper Chasity dubbed "Skelator". Some bitch name "Beautiful" but is hideous... So disrespectful... Yeah and there's two bitches from up top.... One named Pretty.. Please, and Hollywood more like Hollyhood.. They stay low, very quiet ... Sneaky? Maybe... Dangerous? Could be. I heard they steal though; most notably a dancers old iPhone.. ya'll better watch out... There's wack ass Monalisa.. Watch the faces that bitch makes when she dances... not sexy but very scary... Bald-headed hoes always got something to say.. Hmmm, then there's Do-Boy aka ??? she's that lame I forgot her name. She get's punked all day/ all night...most notably the ass whopping she took last week on the floor... Poor thing.... I tell you it's a site to see...
The manager Howard... he's super d dupter sexy. Tall, light skin, pretty brown eyes, and pink lips... Boy!! I hope he aint disgracing himself by slepping with that man they call Mantana.... Please say it aint so....
Club Oynx is definitley a spot to check out: Magic Mondays, $2 Tuesdays, $100 bottle Thursdays and Friday and Sat they ball till 4am.....
It's definitley a spot to be seen.. There is definitley a variety of different looks, but I warn you only a small percentage will make you want to come back!!!!
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