Tip, Sip or Muthafuckin Dip!!

That's the essential phrase in keeping the strip club running smoothly, because we all know without the girls there'd be no club.... so with that being said the customers need to come up off that paper or get the hell out. I been in this line of work for 4 years, and I've experienced the down south version as well as the up north version, same shit.. just a different region. My very first club was a little ghetto spot on the West Side of Atlanta. No it wasn't a spot to see your most famous celebrity or athlete, but the ghetto supertars, trapstars, and upcoming rap stars where all we needed. The DJ made sure he let the crowd know to either spend that cash or get the hell out the spot. I loved the DJ for that because he always guarenteed my $800-$1200 a night. Sweet!!! But now, Im out here in NY and things don't go down that FLY!!!! The DJ's really just spin music, they don't hype the crowd or clown them for not spending money.. the most you'll hear them say is "so and so to the main stage" or shout out some broke nigga and his crew who didn't even purchase a beverage. People! People! when you come into an adult entertainment establishment, you are entering to be entertained and entertainment costs money i.e. games, movies, pornos, clubs and so on. Im confused as to why some nights I have to cuss men out because they want to touch me or stare at me with no money. New York, yous guys need to step your game up; down South, it's an unspoken rule to come in the club with money, spend the money on the girls and liquor and leave broke, up here I see men leave with the whole stack they just changed in the club.. WTF??? Is that BITCHASSNESS OR BROKEASSNESS? I guess they go hand in hand. If you aint got no money keep your broke ass home. I can't go to your block and try to cop something with no money right???? So neither can you. I know some men and women will be like "I aint a trick, I aint spending my money on something I can't have". All I have to say about that is 'it aint tricking if you got it". From now on we must follow the golen rule when entertaining the idea of visiting a strip club: Tip...Sip..or Muthafuckin Dip... Or I will take a picture of you and the big booty stripper bouncing that thang in your face and post it on myspace.. sooner or later wifey will see it and know you wasn't at Tyrone's chilling last weekend....